Meaning: A poorly conceived attempt at anonymity.
How to Say it: Um, Kay Gee?
Where Located: Whereever Uncle Sam tells me
Length, Height, Weight: Resisting urge to be clever here
How I Walk: Nimbly, on Two Legs
Type of feeder: Megaomnivore
Food: Anything and everything
Period: End of History
When I Live: Here and now
Type of Hip: Painful, almost transcending hipdom
Dinosaur Group: Groupie
Other Info: Occasionally known to rock out